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Othello Von Ryan ([personal profile] thepurpleone) wrote2022-10-17 04:52 pm
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"You're conversing with Donatello-

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Just kidding, you got my inbox bu~t if you leave a message I will get back to you as soon as I possibly can."
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[personal profile] betterthanmegaman 2025-03-12 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ He raises an eyebrow at the not response response but shrugs. It's not his business if he doesn't wanna talk about it. He's not gonna be some asshole pressing the matter. He'll be an asshole in other ways, yes, but not like that. ]

I HAVE AN IDEA YES!! [ He coughs. ] I mean yes I do.

[ He digs in his bag and produces a pad of paper. ]

Behold my genius!

[ He displays the schematics he lovingly created. ]

My initial thought was some kind of super blaster but I was observing my weapons wall and realized I have a critical lack of melee options...

[ He pauses a moment, and takes a sudden wild swerve in topic. ]

Hey you don't like... have any fucking cameras going right now do you?
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i love making them lmao

[personal profile] betterthanmegaman 2025-03-12 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Well then just... delete this footage after! The next minute!!

[ A brief pause and then... ]

OR ELSE!

[ Bass this is not the time for threatening. It supposed to be the opposite. ]

Thank you. For humoring me. With this and the snank. I thought all scientists were fun killing loser nerds but you're only the last thing.
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[personal profile] betterthanmegaman 2025-03-17 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be surprised at the scientists who keep kicking the same old rusted shit ass ideas over and over who never wanna try something different fun. I'm optimized for busters, my creator would have never made me a sword.

[ He sets the crystal down near Donnie and glances around. He doesn't know what even a tenth of the shit is in here but it's kinda cool. Like you can feel the passion in the air. ]

Don't get all fuckin smug that smirk you got sometimes still makes me wanna slap ya, but you're probably way smarter then the guys from my world. Or you will be.
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[personal profile] betterthanmegaman 2025-03-17 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Man he's really glad he told Donnie to erase this conversation!! Just because he means it doesn't mean he wants it to get out.

The thought of that shitty old man Wily trying to play flying skateball or whatever and breaking literally all his bones gets a laugh from him. Oh if only. ]


That's what I was always saying! I should know it all! Like what if there was some damn science beam that deactivated my armor and stuck me in my civvies? No armor no Buster! Just makes fuckin sense to learn other things.

[ He watches the screen as the turtle works. Most techy stuff just... is lost on him completely. But anything weapons related he's instantly engrossed. ]

Kinda has the same vibe as a HEC but like... It feels connected to me and also I don't think it'd make me feel like I had just drunk thirty fucking energy drinks if I DID decide to put it in my core. Not that I'm gonna do that! For the record.

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[personal profile] betterthanmegaman 2025-03-17 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah I'm fuckin over shoving stuff in my core, don't worry.

[ He grumbles, waving a hand. When you do that and almost explode yourself... will even someone like him is gonna take away an important lesson.

But hey, distraction now, he leans in looking over the tech- with sharp optics. ]


Hard light's that stuff we use in those disguise projectors, yeah? You CAN slap the shit out of something with those...

[ He rubs his chin. and then slaps his hands together like he's catching a blade. ]

Fucking... It's like that? The hard light holds the energy?
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[personal profile] betterthanmegaman 2025-03-17 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ It takes him a moment to process that. But process that he does because Donnie is explaining this cool ass glowing spear in front of him. ]

Iron and carbon. It's like you made fucking steel out of light and energy!

[ The discovery of the alloy steel revolutionized weapons back in ye olde days. Tools too yes, but it always comes back to weapons with him. ]
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assuming donnie has some scrap material in his workshop

[personal profile] betterthanmegaman 2025-03-18 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Good point... I don't want a frigging clown shoe of a sword. Leave that to Clownman.

[ Did he just imply the existence of a Clown Robot Master? Don't think too hard on it. ]

Hmm... I'm borrowing a piece of this.

[ he picks up a long piece of metal and swipes it through the air. He frowns and and adjusts where he's holding it and repeats a few times. Finally he lands on a length where the end just touches the ground when held down at a ninety degree angle. ]

This long.
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[personal profile] betterthanmegaman 2025-03-22 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Width can to a lot to effect frigging... balance in a weapon.

[ And he's no expert in like. Swords. He mulls over this for a while, muttering under his breath and tapping the metal chunk of the floor. ]

Could you take just, a standard I don't know, broadsword and math it up so it scales to that length I like?

[ Math it up is proper terminology. Of this he is certain. ]
Edited 2025-03-22 03:18 (UTC)
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[personal profile] betterthanmegaman 2025-03-22 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Math. It. UP!

[ He repeats, Free hand pumping triumphantly in the air, all the more encouraged that he's got the right idea as he hands the length of metal over. ]
Edited 2025-03-22 04:15 (UTC)
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[personal profile] betterthanmegaman 2025-04-28 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Bass watches with rapt fascination as Donnie just... make sword. He just. HE MAKE SWORD. Bass has momentarily regressed to caveman speak. Because he feels like this is the exact emotion a caveman might have felt upon fire for the very first time.

It's LIFE CHANGING.

Okay maybe not that extreme but he's clearly very impressed as he takes the Suddenly Sword. ]


You can just fucking... MAKE SWORDS? Whenever you WANT?!

[ He focuses his attention on the actual task for a moment so he can give actual feedback. ]

Yeah... YEAH I think this is gonna be perfect... hey if you can just makes swords HOW COME EVERYTHING HERE ISN'T SWORDS?! That's what I would do...
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[personal profile] betterthanmegaman 2025-04-28 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah you're right, not JUST swords you want VARIETY!

[ He punctuates his sentence by thrusting the sword towards the heavens all dramatic like. It's a very important step of the weapon testing process. ]

Maces and guns and laser chainsaws and...

[ he pauses and squints at him. ]

A couple sticks too I guess.
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[personal profile] betterthanmegaman 2025-04-28 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's NOT THE ONLY THING! I also care about... DOG TOYS! Treble shreds so many...

[ Extra durable toys his ASS. False fucking advertising. ]

Issit really a caveat? Can't you figure out how to reverse shrink ray your shit or something? Back at the mall, place I found the rock in, there were definitely some weird size things going on in the offices. So the tech is out there I think.

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