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[thepurpleone]

"You're conversing with Donatello-

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Just kidding, you got my inbox bu~t if you leave a message I will get back to you as soon as I possibly can."

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[betterthanmegaman]

Width can to a lot to effect frigging... balance in a weapon.

[ And he's no expert in like. Swords. He mulls over this for a while, muttering under his breath and tapping the metal chunk of the floor. ]

Could you take just, a standard I don't know, broadsword and math it up so it scales to that length I like?

[ Math it up is proper terminology. Of this he is certain. ]

[thepurpleone]

"Math it up."

[Donnie doesn't look terribly impressed at that, but this is Bass. he holds up a finger- uno momento, holding out his hand for the metal.]

[betterthanmegaman]

Math. It. UP!

[ He repeats, Free hand pumping triumphantly in the air, all the more encouraged that he's got the right idea as he hands the length of metal over. ]

[thepurpleone]

[The turtle mutters something not nice about mathing something up as he takes the metal, inspecting it before he picks up another bit of scrap.

He holds them together, focusing for a moment. And then quite simply, he's no longer holding two pieces of metal, but a sword, with a stylized dinosaur-headed handle and a blade roughly the length that Bass had approved of, with a width three inches across from its bass, gradually widening out an inch more closer to the point before it tapers off.

He holds it out.]

Obviously this is going to be a little weightier than the actual thing since it's all metal but I changed the metal to aluminum to adjust. The blade itself on the real thing won't offer too much by way of resistance otherwise, but does that at least feel like it's in the right direction?

[betterthanmegaman]

[ Bass watches with rapt fascination as Donnie just... make sword. He just. HE MAKE SWORD. Bass has momentarily regressed to caveman speak. Because he feels like this is the exact emotion a caveman might have felt upon fire for the very first time.

It's LIFE CHANGING.

Okay maybe not that extreme but he's clearly very impressed as he takes the Suddenly Sword. ]

You can just fucking... MAKE SWORDS? Whenever you WANT?!

[ He focuses his attention on the actual task for a moment so he can give actual feedback. ]

Yeah... YEAH I think this is gonna be perfect... hey if you can just makes swords HOW COME EVERYTHING HERE ISN'T SWORDS?! That's what I would do...

[thepurpleone]

[Oh the smug look that touches his face upon Bass's reaction. It's so very satisfying.]

Yes. If I wanted to, and provided I have the material to do so.

[His expression flattens. ]

Not just swords because that would be impractical and ridiculous.

[betterthanmegaman]

Yeah you're right, not JUST swords you want VARIETY!

[ He punctuates his sentence by thrusting the sword towards the heavens all dramatic like. It's a very important step of the weapon testing process. ]

Maces and guns and laser chainsaws and...

[ he pauses and squints at him. ]

A couple sticks too I guess.

[thepurpleone]

Scoff! I can do so much more than weaponry. But obviously that's the only thing that matters to you.

The only caveat is that the material I use cannot exceed my size.

[betterthanmegaman]

It's NOT THE ONLY THING! I also care about... DOG TOYS! Treble shreds so many...

[ Extra durable toys his ASS. False fucking advertising. ]

Issit really a caveat? Can't you figure out how to reverse shrink ray your shit or something? Back at the mall, place I found the rock in, there were definitely some weird size things going on in the offices. So the tech is out there I think.

[thepurpleone]

-pff.

[The thought of Treble playing with dog toys is kind of ridiculous. And somehow adorable.]

Or an enlargening ray, you mean. Otherwise I think most of the size shifting instances I've come across have been ugh magically induced.

[betterthanmegaman]

Enlargening ray just doesn't have the same ring...

[ Bass ponders for a moment and swings the sword around idly... ugh he's really going to have to practice this. He's always been a buster only guy. ]

So what you're saying is.. WE BREAK INTO THE MALL OFFICES AGAIN AND FUCKING FIGURE OUT WHAT THEIR DEAL IS!

[thepurpleone]

...yeah, true.

[His brow twitches as Bass starts yelling again. Maybe they should've called him Sonic...]

I doubt we'd be able to get into that place again after the last time. Frankly I'd rather keep out of anywhere with fae involved.