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[thepurpleone]

"You're conversing with Donatello-

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Just kidding, you got my inbox bu~t if you leave a message I will get back to you as soon as I possibly can."

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Action : Post Mall event

[betterthanmegaman]

[ Bass has got a few things to do now that his fun adventure in the Mall is over. Now he needs to find the turt-OH! There he is. Convenient that he's caught him before he's back at his lab. Disappointing that he can't play with the lasers. Another time maybe. ]

DONATELLO HAMATO DO YOU HAVE THE ITEM FOR THE EXCHANGE?!

[ He's shouting. Does he have to shout? Absolutely! ]

[thepurpleone]

...boy am I glad he doesn't have super sonic waves or something-

[Donnie grumbles to himself before he turns, nag swinging after him.]

Yes! I have the requested item! And please stop using my full name! Just Donnie is fine!

[betterthanmegaman]

[ He might not have super sonic waves NOW. But anything is possible! ]

Okay Ankylosaurus.

[ He was SO close to being normal. ]

I've got your plans here...

[ He rifles around in a rather full looking messenger bag for a moment and pulls out a few folders. ]

I hope they're DESTRUCTIVE!

[thepurpleone]

[Well at least he lowered the volume. One out of two isn't so bad. Donnie sighs heavily but tries not to look too interested as Bass pulls out his findings.]

Wow, folders? Gotta appreciate that they still keep hard copies.

[He pulls his own bag around to root through before pulling out the skates he'd found. Look, they're even color coordinated.]

If they don't fit I can alter them.

[betterthanmegaman]

Hard copies can't be hacked, dummy. How better to protect your proprietary plans from ESPIONAGE?!

[ Aside from the obvious someone walking into the office and just taking them. Bass happily exchanges the folders for the skates. He holds them up appraisingly. ]

I think they'll fit. They will do just fine for what I have planned...

[ Meanwhile an examination of the plans will reveal them to be... toy weapons seemingly. But more elaborate then you would think of toys. And parts of them seem weirdly Cybertronian. ]

[thepurpleone]

In case you couldn't tell by my normal tone of voice, I wasn't being sarcastic!!

[He's so tempted to smack Bass upside the head with those skates, but he takes the folders to flip through them, snout wrinkling at the initial inspection.]

You sure these are... Wait...

[Donnie's been surrounded by enough Cybertronian tech for the past couple of years to be able to recognize key design elements.]

...okay, so ultimately these design ideas are kind of awful for toys but they could be workable for actual weaponry given that they incorporate what looks Cybertronian technology.

[betterthanmegaman]

They better be good fucking weapons. Got those from an office for 'Moose Toys'. I've never heard of a moose that doesn't crave violence. I respect that.

[ He's satisfied with the quality of the skates and shoves them into his bag along with... whatever else is in there. ]

There's a skate park on the R2, isn't there?

[thepurpleone]

Honestly they're kind of crappy by way of design but-

"Moose Toys," huh. Wonder if it's actually run by a moose. [He shrugs.]

Well, anyway, it looks like a lot of kit-bashing and I'm not sure what the overall purpose was although I highly suspect that this is mostly someone's attempt to make something that looks "cool." Maybe I can piece together the actual weaponry from the bits they more or less seem to have cut and paste here.

[Donnie tucks the files away, blinking at Bass then.]

Did you not see my grand opening announcement? But yes, there is a skate park, which I built in its entirety. It's amazing and should suffice for any level of thrill-seekers- you're welcome.

[betterthanmegaman]

Nah I didn't see it. I don't really pay attention to anything that doesn't interest me.

[ Which is most things on the Network to be honest! And considering how he responds to things is PROBABLY a good thing. ]

But it does now! I found this thing I wanna put on Treble a test!

[ He fishes in the bag and pulls out what looks like a pink dog collar emblazened with the phrase 'Pet to go fast' ]

Frigging see where I'm going with this?

[ Hence his desperate need for roller skates ]

[thepurpleone]

......

[That explains so much but then that's also how social media works so Donnie can't really say much there. He arches a brow at the collar, squinting at the text.]

Wow. That's...oddly specific.

Well, you won't be at a loss for places to go fast. I've got ramps and loop-de-loops to fly off of to your heart's content.