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[thepurpleone]

"You're conversing with Donatello-

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Just kidding, you got my inbox bu~t if you leave a message I will get back to you as soon as I possibly can."

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[betterthanmegaman]

(( During the Mall Heist... ))

you're at the mall rn??? steal me some rollerskates and i'll let you look at the weapons plans i found!! there are also blueprints for a robot dog

[thepurpleone]

Affirmative.

Skates? What size are you- wait no, never mind, I have that on file.

[Although he doubts there are any that would really fit those chonky feet but that's what magical transmutations are for.]

Weapons? Wait, what store did you find those in? Are you trying to make an army of robo-dogs?

[betterthanmegaman]

[ He has normal size feet under the boots okay! He doesn't even question that Donnie has his sizes noted down. ]

i found them in sara's office. upstairs.

an entire army wouldn't be good, i would never have the time to properly give each the attention and love it deserves.

i just think more people should have dogs.

HOWEVER! i think i should have an army's worth of weapons for me.

[thepurpleone]

Sara...? Oh. So not the mall proper. Still have to wonder about the weapons but this place has practically everything so why not, right?

This is true, it would be far too difficult to maintain an army of such and I doubt they would be as good as Treble in any case.

One can never have enough weapons.

[betterthanmegaman]

never!
anyways i have to go now. need to put a head in a bag. we'll do the trade off on the way home.

[thepurpleone]

Okay, guess I'll

Wait what

[betterthanmegaman]

found a head on a shelf. gotta put it in a bag.

[thepurpleone]

Cool.

...does it have an owner?

[betterthanmegaman]

it's a head on a shelf! it's been separated from it's owner! obviously!

[thepurpleone]

You surely must realize how little sense this makes out of context.

[betterthanmegaman]

i found a head on a shelf and i'm taking it with me!! what's hard to understand??

would you just leave a head on a shelf??

[thepurpleone]

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Yes?

[betterthanmegaman]

you know sometimes i wonder about you. you need to get your priorities strait.

[thepurpleone]

GASP!

How -DARE- you suggest that I'm the one not making sense in this situation!

[betterthanmegaman]

i'm not the one confused about the concept of putting something in a bag!

[thepurpleone]

It's not the action so much as the subject being PUT into the bag!!

[betterthanmegaman]

IT'S A HEAD!! A BODY PART NORMALLY LOCATED ON YOUR NECK WHICH IS ON YOUR SHOULDERS I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART LEARN ANATOMY!!

[thepurpleone]

I KNOW WHAT A HEAD IS YOU DUMB-DUMB!! What I don't understand is WHY there is a head that is not attached to someone, is someone missing a head somewhere??? Why are we stealing heads now?!

[betterthanmegaman]

cause this prick had it on a shelf! displaying it like a hunting trophy! i think it's gross so i'm putting it in a bag and taking it!

[thepurpleone]

Well why didn't you start with that in the first place?!

[betterthanmegaman]

I SAID I FOUND A HEAD ON A SHELF! SEVERAL TIMES!

[thepurpleone]

Like I was supposed to understand the situation as to why a head was on a shelf from that!

[betterthanmegaman]

why else would there be a head on a shelf??

[thepurpleone]

I don't know! For wig displays?

[betterthanmegaman]

my hair is FANTASTIC why would i need a wig display head??