[IT'D BE PERFECT!! If not for the fact that you might just dismember a whole bunch of people okay let's not think about that]

Pikes, huh. Hm.

That...is an excellent point though. But hey! If it exists, there'd have to be some trace of information regarding it. Maybe it's just called something different but you know, can't hurt to try plugging in the name into a search or checking out the library, right?