It's NOT THE ONLY THING! I also care about... DOG TOYS! Treble shreds so many...

[ Extra durable toys his ASS. False fucking advertising. ]

Issit really a caveat? Can't you figure out how to reverse shrink ray your shit or something? Back at the mall, place I found the rock in, there were definitely some weird size things going on in the offices. So the tech is out there I think.