What about a pizza cutter? Or a grenade launcher? A sword? Oh oh! What about stuff that isn't weapons, like a unicorn or a teddy bear? Hold on, let me see if I can find one of those data pad thingies and we can come up with a whole list of things for you to try!
[He searches around the room, but comes up empty. Unfortunate.]
Actually, I'll just text you the list. [Even as he speaks he's pulling up their most recent messages.]
no subject
[He grins.]
What about a pizza cutter? Or a grenade launcher? A sword? Oh oh! What about stuff that isn't weapons, like a unicorn or a teddy bear? Hold on, let me see if I can find one of those data pad thingies and we can come up with a whole list of things for you to try!
[He searches around the room, but comes up empty. Unfortunate.]
Actually, I'll just text you the list. [Even as he speaks he's pulling up their most recent messages.]